Post #5 - A Clockwork Orange

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I'm so happy my Bio exam is over. I studied a lot. First at Gordon's w/ Moe (see previous post), then I went home and studied with Dave and Alex from acoss the hall. Moe and I went to the bio exam after first studying in the cafe right before. We had a good review and I think we leaned a lot.
After the exam, which went pretty well, of course. I went home and watched Glee and Fast Forward. They were really good. I love both the shows. They're amazing, I love both of them like I do Fringe.
So after the t.V shows, Carol came over and we had lunch. It was still really cold out, but at least the snow had stopped. Carol and I chit-chatted for about 20 minutes. I had a wrap and she had a turkey sandwich on toased bread, which she claimed "totally changed the flavor of the sandwhich." That's a quote, you can ask her. After lunch, we raced eachother back to the dorm and everything. Carol beat me the first time, but I beat her the second. We've proven multiple times that the elevator is a lot slower than taking the stairs.
So now, we're watching a Clockwork Orange right now. I started the book a while ago but never got quite into it.
the movie is a bit weird. these kids just beat this old man, then we almost watched a rape scene, but those kids came in again and beat up the rapists (the almost rapists.) It was graphic. I couldn't watch.
Now they're driving in a car really fast. The effects are so bad, you can tell its fake.
Well, I'm getting really excited for the party tomight. john, one of the room mates wants me to do a job for him, and that way I dont have to pay. Back to the movie. They just invaded these people's house. They have these really cool pod chair things. They're beating up another old man and taped his wife's mouth shut. His wife is really young. She must be a trophy wife or something. oops. another rape thing. Why am I watching this? its really weird. The guy is singing "singing in the rain" while cutting up the wife's clothing and wearing a pinocchio's nose.
All these rich folks are drinking milk. and now this woman is singing "ode to joy" by someone. She has this Lady GaGa look about her b/c of her crazy eye make up.
Sorry this post is so random, but i'm having a lot of fun.
Lol, now the guy is at his house. He collects watches (or steals them) and has a snake in a drawer under his desk.
AHHHH! Explosions, cave men with rocks falling on them, and vampires just flashed across the screen. it was totally random. His mother has a purple afro, yellow high socks and red pumps. Well, it's not quite an afro, but I'd definetly say its purple. Bright purple. Yuck. That's something you dont see every day. Or any day for that matter.
the kid's name is Alex. He says 'brother' a lot, i think he's Australian. I think this is where I stopped reading, because I thought it was so weird. Indeed, it is very wierd. Wow. there's a lot of sex symbolism in this movie. There's these two girls licking lollypops. need I say more?
now there having sex. Three of them. In fast forward. It was really wierd. They kept taking their clothes off and putting them back on over and over. It was really wierd. And the music. OMG. The music, it was the song that's kind of a racing song or something. All I think about is a horse race when I hear it. You'll know it if you heard it.

so much for doing my Chem, homework. I'm not really sure if i have any. I was going to check....
Back to the movie:

One of the guys is wearing lipstick, or so Carol says. I can't tell, sorry. They're all wearing white. I should have mentioned that before. So, they were walking down by this lake (in slow motion) and Alex randomly takes out his walking stick and wacks one of his friends in the nuts. Random. He fell into the lake and then Alex cut his wrist. don't worry, they're all friends again.  Now this lady has like 30 cats. She does yoga on the middle of her floor. Ooh. she didn't fall for their trap like the other family did. The ones with the cool chairs. They pretended to be in trouble so they could get into their house.
This lady didn't fall for it, but they're going to climb in a window or something. She has sex pictures all over her house. See? told you. they came in throught the window. He's wearing that ugly nose again. she's attacking him with a composer statue (bach) and he's defending himself with this penis statue. Its weird. But there's some intense mucic. oop, the police are coming. He ran out of the house, but his friends hit him with a milk bottle. He got caught.
"this is the end of the line for me" one of the police men said (he was in another scene, it was wierd). That guy just spit on Alex. Yuck. On his face, who does that?
I think he's going to prison, but he's all dressed up is business attire. 14 years in prison. he killed that yoga lady with the penis statue he was holding. Alex's tie is too short. It looks like there in "a stockroom." Carol said that. I agree, there's boxes, shoe boxes all over the place. I love quoting people, sorry Carol. If you had a book, I would site you. don't worry. I don't plagarize.
He's in jail now, but there's a bunch of inmates, it looks like their in church. LOL. They're singing church music now. It's pretty bad. Now Alex is imagining about Jesus. Now Alex wants this treatment that claims to get him out of prison in no time at all and will be able to make them never got back or something. I dont trust Alex.... he claims to want to be good.
Ooh, there playing pomp and circumstance right now. Ahhhh.... the memories. I don''t think anyone's graduating though. Its just background music. There's this guy, he was stepping to the music, even though there shouldn't have been any music for him to hear. Hmmm....
Oh, he just got accepted into the program. He's standing on a white line on front of a desk. He can't cross it, he has to lean really far forward to sign this paper, it was kind of funny. Pomp and circumstance again. lol. Tht was durin g a scene where they signed paperwork and ripped forms in half. Random.
He's in the hospital now and is getting a needle in the butt. I'm so happy there was no nudity in this scene.
WHAT? They just strapped him to a chair (in a straight jacket) and strapped these things to his eyes so he couldn't close them and placed him in a movie theater. There's these electrodes all over his head. Um... watching a beating scene, then a rape one, he's feeling sick, and so am I. sorry Carol. LOL. oop, the screen just blacked out, oop. Screen saver. lol. They drugged him or something. They're drugging him so that he doesn't want to do bad things anymore. They'll make him feel sick and terrified. uh... they're showing old war clips now w/ wierd music. Carol would discribe this music as "curcus like? Carousel like? Opera like?" She doesn't know. And neither do I.
I''m glad that scene is over.

Oop, I think he's done the program. Let's see if he's changed....
yes. i think they did change him. They brought in this guy to make fun of him and beat him up, and he felt sick and didn't fight back. now he's licking the guys boot. He's a wus now, this is really sad. They didn't make him a better person, they just made him not want to fight. uh oh. naked girl. she's very hot. Weird though, no fro like all the others. Everyone is staring. He tried to grab her, but he cant seem to, its like he's going to be sick again....

Carol says this movie is like a prono. I have to agree with her...my first porno... awkward.
He's out of the treatment centeer and is back at home. His mother has a yellow fro now. Weird. Again. With Lady GaGa eyeshadow. He just tried to hit this guy who is living in his bedroom b/c his parents rented it out, but he couldn't and he started burping/dry heaving. lol.
Carol and I are going to have to look in wikipedia to see what's happening when the movie is over. i have no clue what's going on.
His mother just pulled tissues out of the middle of the couch. he just left his house for some reason and is now walking by a river and sees a bridge.....will he jump? zooming in on the water randomly....now the guy he beat up in the first scene has come back and acked him for something. i can't understand him or anything, but alex gave the guy what he wanted. No the guy reconises Alex. "Holy mother of God." He yelled at Alex. Now a buncho old hobos are beating him up, and he's not doing anything about it. But these policemen saved him....and they're his old friends! Fancy that. They arrested him or something, and now they're taking him somewhere in the woods. there's a lot of 'brother this' and 'brother that' going on. Ouch, they just beat him with a police bat. They submerged his head in a random metal bathtub in the woods and are beating the tub with the rod, making weird noises. He was under the water for far too long, they even didn't change scenes. but he's ok, of course. The police men left...
Scene change: enter random thunderstorm.
The first old guy is back, typing on his typewriter again. There's no pod chair in the house anymore, only someone wearing little to nothing and lifting weights. Bummer, i liked that chair.
told you this was a wierd movie. Oh, the old man is in a wheelchair now. will the old guy reconise Alex? Yes, but only because he was in the papers because of this treatment, not because of when he came in with his friends before and raped his trophy wife. LOL, old guy is suckin ghis thumb now. He has a new tpyewriter though, his old one was huge!!
The old guy is having spasms now.
He old guy just said "try the wine," didn't they say that in porates of the carribean? when the girl (whose name I forget) is on the boat with barbossa and he's feeding her and when he says "and the apple" she freezes, drops her chicken and sais "its poisoned?!" Remember? I do.
oh, we just leaned that the old guys wife died from an STD and that he uses the buff guy to carry him and his wheelchair down the stairs. I don;t understand why he would have stairs if he's in a wheelchair. surely they would install ramps.Oh, these people just came over, there are just enough chairs...
He can't listen to beightoven's ninth symphony anymore because of the treatment. I don't know why. ...He just passed out. it was a plot! The old man did something and now they're playing the ninth. He's burping and dry heaving again. The old man is smiling and being creepy. his eyes are rolling back into his head.
Alex just jumped out the window and killed himself.
Never mind.
he's in an almost full body cast; he didn't die. He's in the hospital and there's his bed and another bed beside him covered by a curtain. suddenly, the curtain flies open and the nurse runs out with her top off, the doctor behind her. i wonder what they were doing...
his mother has a purple fro again. His parents are apologising to him now. his new doctor has blue hair. Nope, it's purple. Sorry.
I seriously think that if i ever reread this, I'm going to think I was hi (high) while writing this. it's soooo weird.
Seven minutes left. not much is happening, I'm going to finish soon. Margaret wants to read this. Hi Marg!
all in all, it was a good movie. I wouldn't watch it again. I bet if you were drunk, it would make total sence or somethinng. Oh well, that's it for now.

i'll write more soon
dan

Mood: Weird -  this is the weirdest movie I've ever seen.
Location: Carl's pad - It's sweet. Pretty chill.
Thoughts: none - i've lost all powers of observation after watching this movie.